Paul Johnstone

If you're a girl and you talk to me I'm you're boyfriend apparantly

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  • de Inverness, Scotland
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À propos de moi

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Inverness Caledonian Thistle Football Club. Since 1994
À propos de moi
Hello. My name is Paul and I'm obsessed with my hair, music, my phone, ICTFC and Jack Daniels...

MSN - p.a.u.l.j@hotmail.com
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She loves dance music lol

Music Is The Drug
I Deadmau5 / Daft Punk / The Prodigy / David Guetta / Calvin Harris / Scooter / Darren Styles / Faithless / Dizzee Rascal / Basshunter / Lady Gaga / Tinchy Stryder / Paffendorf / Headhunterz / Oasis / Johnny Cash
Peter Andre Quote:
"I'm still in a tunnel and can't see the light yet, but I know it's there. I know I'll get there and come out a stronger man - a better man."
RIP
Drew Brian Watson
1991 - 2007

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  • Plans For The Year!!

    Everyone els eis doing this so thought I may aswell do it lol

    13/11/09

    Perth for Paul's birthday!!
    Caley vs. Dundee - Challenge Cup Final at McDiarmid Park!! (Perth)
    Edinburgh night out with Kae!!
    Work night out!!
    Christmas!!
    Near Year!!
    2010!!

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    'I fucking hate sunny days!!'

    'It's a con!!'

    'You're not s'posed to have those yet'

    'You listen here prick face/ass face!!'

    'I'm not giving any money to charity!!'

    'I don't beleive in weather forecasts!!'

    'Looks like he's used his cock as a pencil to colour it in!!'

    'Microsoft always win!!!!'

    Keep checking this now and again, always something to be added!! Lol

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  • Legends!!

    Everyone that plays for Inverness Caledonian Thistle (Football)
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    If you think I'm missing a legend(s), let me know and I'll put them in. Providing they actually are a legend lol. No mates on this 'cause you's will all be on it lol

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1. What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
None

2. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Nahh

3. Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
Mum

4. Is that your natural hair color?
Dark Brown

5. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
About 6

6. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
No

7. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yeahh

8. Do you have any weird phobias?
Not really

9. Can you lick your elbow?
No

10. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Not very, I'm on the ground floor

11. If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Have a play :P lol

12. Are you addicted to anything?
Booze and sex

13. Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
I don't mind it. Aslong as I aint got the cold lol

14. What is your favourite room in your house?
My bedroom

15. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

16. Do fish make good pets?
Boriiiing

17. Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Sheep

18. Has an animal ever attacked you?
A goose lol

19. What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericsson C902

20. Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Pfffft, about £50+

21. Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
My own. If that don't count then probably Paul C's

22. Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Aye

23. When’ s the last time you showered
This moring

24. If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
Yeahh

25. Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Double :P

26. Do you make your bed daily?
Hmm, kinda ayee lol

27. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4 :)

28. Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
River Island

29. How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4 on the comp and 3 on the internet

30. Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Nahh it's minging

31. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Probably friday night

32. Have you ever cut your own hair?
Yeahh

33. Do you find piercings attractive?
Yeahh. Ears and belly button

34. Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Invisable

35. Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Yeahh

36. Where does number one live?
About 5mins from me

37. Would you date them?
Nerr

38. What do you think of weddings?
Happy

39. What color of socks do you have on?
Black

40. Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Not really

41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Into town about half an hour :P lol. Any other day about 10mins

42. Have you bought anything today?
No

43. Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
No I'm very picky lol

44. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavour?
Strawberry obviously!!

45. Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Night

46. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Nahh

47. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
A wall lol

48. How many pics of just you do you have?
I don't know lol

49. What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
MacDonalds

50. Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru

51. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Oh fuck!!

52. Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Probably

53. Lap top or pc?
Hmm...laptop prob

54. What color is your keyboard?
Black

55. Have you ever accidentally stood on a plug with your bare feet?
Nahh

56. Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
No lol

57. Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
Yeahh lol

58. Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
I do now

59. Did you just sing them to make sure?
Yeahh :P

60. Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Stripes

61. If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms

62. Have you ever seen a sunflower in real life before?
Yeahh

63. Did you ever beg your parents for a pony?
Nooo lol

64. Have your Parents ever washed your mouth out with Soap ?
Nooo

65. Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
Bit of both

66. Do you ever pop other people’s bubbles they blow with their gum ?
Sometimes lol

67. What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
Calculator probably

68. Did you ever yell so loud that you lost your voice for a few days ?
Nahh but have lost it for an hour or so

69. Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Yeahh lol

70. Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
No

71. Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint

72. What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
£10 maybe lol

73. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
Orange

74. How many tv's in your house?
10 I think lol

75. Type your name using only your elbow...
p[auilk. Yeah I had to make sure no-one at work was looking :P lol

76.

Are you hoping this quiz finishes soon?

YES!!

77. Are you ever purposely irritating?
Not really

78. If you were another person would you be friends with you?
Probably

79. Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
Yeahh

80. Favourite sports to watch?
Football

81. Can you play Poker?
Yeahh

82. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Nahh

83. Have you ever touched an Elephant?
No

84. Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yeahh

85. Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
Yeahh. Eat them after :P lol

86. Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
No

87. Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Limes

88. Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy castle!! Lol

89. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yeahh

90. Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Yeahh :P lol

91. Look behind you, what do you see?
Iain's head lol

92. Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Yes...

93. Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
Lamb

94. Are you an aunt/uncle?
No

95. Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes

96. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Green lol

97. Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Nahh

98. If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Look at them lol

99. Have you ever broken a bone?
No

100. How many times have you moved house?
Twice

101. If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
The cunt knows who he is!!

102. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains

103. Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
Nerr lol

104. How long has it took you to complete this Quiz?
About 15mins lol

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  • Gavalaar
    luv Gavalaar

    if im a boy and u speak to me, does that mean ur my boyfriend =[ lol
    Scrackin th night?
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    Il y a 3 heures
  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    ur still not well?

    aww yoou poor babyy :P :P

    im feeling okay :D :D

    except i have a tooth ach :(

    eating 2 much crisps a fink :P

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  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    awrighttyy :P :P

    what i doing the night :) ??

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  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    Pffft still waiting on that promised hug :L :L


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  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    luv Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    Geeet back 2 work :P :P


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  • Dusty
    Dusty

    does the same go if your a guy? :S

    orite man hows things! :)

    Il y a 7 heures
  • LetsGet.Trashed'
    LetsGet.Trashed'

    Yeah myn was amazin :P
    Best weekend in a while liike :DD
    Aww thanks i got nun left :(

    ILoveYoou :*
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    Il y a 8 heures
  • LetsGet.Trashed'
    LetsGet.Trashed'

    Hiiiyaah Babe :P
    You Have A Good Niight ?!

    ILoveYou
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  • The Hardstyle Forum
    The Hardstyle Forum

    Hola

    Get the sets from QLIMAX 2009 here

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    Enjoy!

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  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    Awwww yeaaah i have a memoryy of a sievee :P :P

    dnt get 2 drunkk nooow :P :P

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  • Paula Curtis
    Paula Curtis

    lol well i dunno you much either tbh :L but youve been sound to me so hey :DD ayee im good. so bored! :( xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 2 jours
  • Paula Curtis
    Paula Curtis

    well me & Jaymmi fell out over it? :L never mind hows youu? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 2 jours
  • Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy
    luv Captain .MaacDonaald. Babyy

    Loveeeeeeeeee for paul :D :D

    2night ;)


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  • Paula Curtis
    Paula Curtis

    fair enough. seems like whenever i talk to you i get in trouble! :o :( xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 2 jours
  • Viickii
    luv Viickii

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  • Paul B
    Paul B

    Not much like lol
    Got my bro coming up.

    Yourself? x

    Il y a 2 jours
  • Paula Curtis
    Paula Curtis

    because lisa text me saying you'd been tellin her stuff i said and she was all angry ... barny wasnt impressed with me either!
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    Il y a 3 jours
  • Paul B
    luv Paul B

    ooorite,
    And not much, just chillin, not long up :L
    And booo :P x

    Il y a 3 jours
  • Donald Graham
    luv Donald Graham

    You must have A LOT of girlfriends lol.

    x

    Il y a 3 jours